I’m Not a Trader. I’m Just Patient.

Hey Lazy Investor,

Let’s get this out of the way first:
I’m not against trading.
I’m just against having heartburn at 10 a.m. over candlesticks.

Trading looks exciting.
Fast gains, fast charts, fast losses.
You’re glued to screens, chasing momentum, burning dopamine like it’s cardio.

Investing?
It’s slower. Boring. Kinda feels like watching grass grow.
But here’s the kicker:
🌱 The grass actually grows.
📈 And compounds.
💰 Without needing your constant attention.

Why ETFs?

Because I’m too lazy to track 27 companies.
ETFs let me own pieces of the economy and go live life.
Not think about CPI every week or earnings calls at 2AM.

I automate my buys, close the tab, and go touch grass.

Let’s Talk Math (don’t worry, it’s friendly)

• You invest $500/month into a broad ETF

• You do it for 10 years

• You don’t try to time the market

• You don’t panic sell during crashes

• You let compounding do its thing

That’s $60,000 invested, but you might end up with $85–100K+ depending on the market.

Not flashy. Not viral. Just done.

What’s Next?

From time to time, I’ll also screen a few individual stocks — just to spot some lazy gainers on the side.
Nothing fancy. Just potential cash flow with a margin of safety.

Stay tuned for that. 👀

Lazy Bull's Rule:
If your money works harder than you, you’re doing it right.
If your strategy requires you to stare at screens all day, you’re not free — you’re employed by the market.

– Lazy Bull

Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. The content provided is for informational purposes only. Always do your own research