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“In business, I look for economic castles protected by unbreachable moats.”— Warren Buffett
Buffett's Farm Wisdom: Navigating Markets with Simplicity Amid Global Turmoil
Trimming at peak hype, buying when it’s quiet, and ignoring 90-day trade drama like pros. Chill logic > breaking news.
Markets wobble. Apple bleeds. Tariffs bark. Lazy Bull? Still chillin’.
Stocks rally, Bitcoin flexes, gold stirs, and tariffs lurk like bad leftovers June’s off to a spicy start.
SPY hit 6,000. Gold’s glowing. Elon and Trump are beefing. Yup, it’s that kind of week.
Markets Rally on War Ceasefire, AI Mania, and Powell Saying Basically Nothing
Markets spiral, Iraq panics, and gold whispers “I told you so.
The Middle East heats up, markets freak out, and gold remembers it's supposed to shine.
We didn't sell in May. We just scrolled.
Trade wars, rate cuts, gold rush — same chaos, different week. Stay lazy, stay winning.
Smart money’s not chasing—it’s hedging.
